Oh hello, didn’t see you there, but that’s probably because we’re both at another end of some computer screen. But hey take a seat, make yourself feel at home. Do you want anything to drink? Some juice, tea or maybe some coffee if that’s what you prefer? Ok, I’ll go get you some, in the meantime you can just read my introduction. Go ahead, I’ll be right back :)
(INTRODUCTION IS AT THE TOP OF THE SCREEN)
READ THIS AFTER THE INTRODUCTION...OR NOT.
Oh great, you’re still here. Sorry it took me so long, I forgot what you wanted to drink for a second so I came to ask you but you looked so cute reading my description, so I decided to just bring everything drinkable from my fridge. Now that you sort of got to know me, we can have a conversation, if you want to, or you could just take a look at my blog, it’s all fine by me as long as you keep everything clean and oh, take your shoes off, I have special guest slippers you can wear, and If you like you can take off your uncomfortable pants and put on some pajama pants, but you don’t have to of course.
"That’s the way to do it!"